Collection 01, twenty-one tees
Every one says what you were thinking in the meeting.
Relaxed women’s V-necks, soft enough for the long day and cut long enough to tuck under a blazer.
Root access, obviously.She walks in. The room updates.
Built different.I literally built it.
404: patience not found.Looking over her sunglasses at meeting four.
permission denied.The locked roadmap, in white.
in my deploy era.Shipping season, in white.
Root access, obviously.When they ask who approved it, in white.
Sorry, I'm mid-deploy.The out-of-office, in white.
no notes.Your review in two words, in white.
404: patience not found.Status meeting number four, in white.
soft launch.For the era you haven’t announced.
Root access, obviously.When they ask who approved it.
Sorry, I'm mid-deploy.The out-of-office you can wear.
Hotfix Girl SummerFor the Friday fix that saved the launch.
no notes.Your review, in two words.
console.log("slay");Prints the only output that matters.
<she/her>Self-closing. No notes.
git checkout main-characterThe day it becomes your project.
404: patience not found.For status meeting number four.
emotionally availableFeelings ship in the next release.
in my deploy era.Shipping season, all season.
permission denied.Nobody edits her roadmap.
Between sizes? The fit guide has every measurement, and a tee you already love is the best ruler.
For her desk, her bag and her next big idea.
The gifts, with her on every one. Printed to order, with a flat US shipping rate shown on each.
Tees ship free. Misprints on us.
Every tee is printed to order and ships free to any US address. If one arrives misprinted or damaged, send a photo within 30 days of delivery and it’s replaced or refunded.